THERE IS ONLY ONE STAT AND THAT STAT IS GUN

Are you tired of TTRPGs that are GOOD? Would  you like to play a low-effort shitpost that I banged out in less than 2 hours? WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK!

THERE IS ONLY ONE STAT AND THAT STAT IS GUN is the ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF TTRPGs! Take on the role of a killer robot in the Lasers and Feelings hack of all time! No, I will not go into further detail. But I will distract you with this list of FEATURES!

FEATURING:

• Several character option tables that mean NOTHING!
• A large list of playable species (when compared to having 0 options)!
• Emotions! 
• Art! Singular! And I drew it in 2 minutes in MS Paint ON A TRACKPAD!
• Streamlined gameplay with only a single stat!
• EMOTIONS!
• Whatever the opposite of player agency is!
• A friendly reminder to use RPG safety tools because I forgot to put it into the actual game!
• EMOTIONS! 
• ZERO worldbuilding or plot hooks!
• ZERO tools to help the GM!
• and ZERO reason not to play this game! I mean, you must be at least morbidly curious, right?

Note: This game is a hack of Lasers and Feelings by John Harper. It is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0. The license details can be found here: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/